Joke (our mummy)

I was on stage one day, doing a live performance not knowing my mum was watching me and my role was too perform as a mad man, after the first scene which lasted for five minutes, I receive a call from mum and she was like
Focus, and I said ma, she said were are you and I told am performing and she was like o se wereh (you are acting as a mad man) my own son.
If truly am your mother, don't come home now...
I packed my things and started heading home, on my way, I branch  a bank and transfer 50000 into her account, after some mins she called back again and she was like focus, I saw one alert now, I said ah mom, I was the one that sent it....
Mom:50000???,e bo lo ti ri (where did you see it)
Focus:it that maaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddd man that I do....
Mom:for how many minute
Focus:five minutes ma
Mom:and they gave you 50000 ???(yes ma'am) where are you now (on my way home) which home (our home noni) if dy born you well you go come house) wo gbo lo se wereh five minutes, ten minutes, thirty minutes in fact do wereh for a whole day..... Nonsense 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂